And now, live from Moho.

Our friend didn't want to walk all the way from our dorm to hers, so she made one of our friends call Public Safety ( the campus police) from my phone. This is what the conversation was like:

Friend: Hi... I'm in the New Dorm... I can't walk back to my dorm alone because it's dark and creepy outside...Can you drive me back?
Public Safety Dude: ... You want us to drive you back because it's creepy?
Friend: Yes....
Public Safety Dude: ........................Ok..
Friend: Thanks!

It wasn't a prank call. She got PubSafe to drive her back.