Friend: and please..
no matter how hot a guy you find in the person sitting next to you in your airplane..dont bang him in the toilet. . okay?
IF YOU HADN'T SAID THAT TO ME
GOD KNOWS WHAT I MIGHT HAVE ENDED UP DOING
YOU JUST SAVED ME A LIFETIME OF REGRET YAAR.
Mum: DON'T TALK TO ANYONE AT THE AIRPORT. THEY'LL SLIP HEROIN INTO YOUR BAG.
Mikk: Ask them to make you sit next to a woman. I had my butt grabbed by this horny man on a flight, and I had to sit with him for the next four hours. When I went up to the flight attendant and told her, instead of changing my seat she told me "Madame, please don't congregate in this area."
Me: So was that man embarrassed at all?
Mikk: No, he was like leaning all over me, and then he asked me " Excuse me, aap apni chizz (cheese) khaayein gee?"
More to come.