It's the uncertainty of it all that irritates me. You could say it's sitting here, on my palm, but I can't close my fingers around it and hide it in my hand and know that it's mine. For once, I'd like to be certain rather than wondering about whether I'm going to lose.

Threat of the day

Mum: This is very expensive now. Iss mein dou dou visa lagay huay hain. If you lose this, I'M NOT BUYING YOU A NEW ONE!

..........Yeah mum, I lose passports everyday. Like, it's my thang yo, and old habits die hard. I'll try my best though.

Sigh.

Pwned by a 9 year old.

Yesterday, I discovered that I am a little out of touch with the latest Disney starlets after my recently-turned-9-year-old sister had the following exchange with me:

Me: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T ADD PEOPLE ON YOUR FACEBOOK, YOU WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE IT FOR PET SOCIETY!

Her: I didn't add anyone.. except Haani..Madiha...Winona.... Zahra...Zainab....You know ALL of them!

Me: WHO WAS THAT BOY I SAW ON YOUR PROFILE? I deleted him, but the next time I see a random boy being added on your Facebook is the LAST day you're allowed on it.

Her: Oh THAT. That was Winona.. she changed her display picture and name to Justin Bieber. He's a singer * scornful look*

Me: Oh...

Hai Dere

Ever since the exams ended (which was on Friday, the 11th of June) all the inspiration just flew out of my head. Now I sit around wondering what to do/write or how to be productive. But I mostly just sit around being a waste of space and oxygen, reveling in how I am officially done with the A levels. There is actually nothing to do. Apart from looking for a job, but well..... I'm too lazy even for that.
Epic.

Only in Karachi

A friend overheard some people talking at McDonald's.
A girl said: Yaar yeh Cyclone aanay mein itni dair kyuun laga raha hai?

Oh and Cyclone Phet is now a Facebook event.