Tuesday, August 24, 2010

On Traveling Alone

Friend: and please..
no matter how hot a guy you find in the person sitting next to you in your airplane..dont bang him in the toilet. . okay?
Me: .......
THANKS MAN
IF YOU HADN'T SAID THAT TO ME
GOD KNOWS WHAT I MIGHT HAVE ENDED UP DOING
YOU JUST SAVED ME A LIFETIME OF REGRET YAAR.
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Mum: DON'T TALK TO ANYONE AT THE AIRPORT. THEY'LL SLIP HEROIN INTO YOUR BAG.

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Mikk: Ask them to make you sit next to a woman. I had my butt grabbed by this horny man on a flight, and I had to sit with him for the next four hours. When I went up to the flight attendant and told her, instead of changing my seat she told me "Madame, please don't congregate in this area." 
Me: So was that man embarrassed at all?
Mikk: No, he was like leaning all over me, and then he asked me " Excuse me, aap apni chizz (cheese) khaayein gee?"
Me:...........................


More to come.

7 comments:

Dee.Dee said...

Hehehehahaha.

I've also had to sit next to a guy who's rice was falling on my lap, straight out of his mouth. :/

It's hell, but it makes good tales to entertain people. Have fun :D.

Amna Chaudhry said...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA. EPIC.

AZ said...

I just sleep on the plane.
I wonder what people sitting next to me do. O_o

Mo said...

beware sanity has been scarce for the last few hundred years :D resulting in such funny instances :P

Zh. said...

mt.holyoke! mubarkan, i had no idea =). hope you have the best college experience ever <3

Opinionated Jaahil said...

Thanks =D <3

Alpha Za said...

I once sat next to a dude on a plane who insisted that I feel his muscles. I'm a dude. So Not Cool.