Tuesday, May 26, 2009

.....And she's alive.

My exams are over. *does little jig*
Not really, but I have only one more and I don't have to study for it. Therefore *resumes little jig*

As determined as I am that this summer should not go to waste, I'm not sure how I'm going to go about "not wasting" it. Because the excitement of being in the library lasts for about two weeks before I get bored/annoyed/restless and consequently emo about my life, calling it a variety of unflattering things such as...pathetic. Stupid. Useless. Sad. Non-existent.

My life has self esteem issues, I think. Perhaps. Maybe.

But then I have things to do. Prepare for the SATs. Get an internship. Devise ways to avoid house arrest. Get through my summer reading list. Make fun of the president.

Which reminds me. I live near Bilawal House. The location is a visual haven for Zardari fans. And I'm not one. So everyday, I pass by this poster of Zardari. A picture of his beautiful face, under which is written "SOCIALISM IS OUR ECONOMY.". I've seen it a million times, it still amuses me to no end.

Since I have nothing very useful/coherent to say, I'll wander around the house till I find something to do. Or I'll listen to The Gossip. I love The Gossip. Awesome funky music.

I want to study in New York or London. Something of a sucker for big city life, I am.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

He kissed a boy....and he liked it....

mr bum fun says:
a fat atheist once kissed me
he was 40 and weighed 200 pounds

Sanaa~ says:
HE?
A GUY?
YOU NEVER TOLD ME!

mr bum fun says:
went to see a comedy thing.. 2 atheists performing their entrance was all energetic highficing people... we were sitting right in frtont of the tiny stage and he just grabbed my face and kissed me before going on hahahahha

Sanaa~ says:
HAHAHAHAHAAH ARE YOU SERIOUS?
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah

mr bum fun says:
yes
this was a few months before we started talking
Sanaa~ says:

lol lol lol lolllllll
hahah
im soo amused

mr bum fun says:
so yah ive kissed a guy (h)

Sanaa~ says:
mubarak ho aap ko =p
*you kissed a guy before you kissed a girl*HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

mr bum fun says:
omg youre right!


I love him. HAHAHAHA. <3

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Whattay.

This exchange took place a few hours ago between my mother and my seven year old sibling. I was quite amused. And hence:

Esha:Meri teacher ne mujhe ITNA SAARA HOMEWORK DIYA HAII!!

Mum: Haye meri becharee bachee. Tum tou saara dinn kaam kar kar ke thakk gayee hogee.

Esha:*thinking she must put mum's concerns to rest* nai....itna kaam nai kiya... subah ko kiya thaa.. 10 se 11 bajay takk.. haan...phir time hee nai mila..

Mum:*on high alert* Acha baita? Kya masroofiaat theein aapkee?

Esha:Sona.... tv dekhna..cycle chalaana.....buhat kaam hota hai...

Mum:Baita, mein aap kee pitaai karoon?

Esha: NAI NA MEINE AAJ ITNEE DAIR CYCLE CHALAYEE MEIN GIR BHI GAYEE, AB MEIN THAKK GAYEE HUUN, MEIN SONAY JAARAHEE HOON, KOIEE ISS GHAR MEIN MUJHE CHAIN SE BAITHNE NAI DETA.


Yes. We have a regular Star Plus show in the house.