Me: That's Accounts Guy! Look!
Me: Over THERE idiot! That guy who looks like a peeled turnip with rust coloured hair!
M: Oh.. OOOOH LOOK ITS CUTE GUY
M: That one. He's SHOOOOO CUTEEEEE I WANT TO GO PULL HIS CHEEKS.
Me: eww ....what the fuck is wrong with you=\
M: noooo he IS SO CUUUUTEEE I WANT TO SIT IN HIS LAP!!
M: oh shit. That came out wrong, didn't it?....IF YOU TELL ANYONE I WILL KILL YOU.