Mario has gone Valentine crazy.
She tried to hook Ataka up with Waqax.
Who tYp3X lYk3 Dix.
When asked why he uses an X instead of an S, he said ( in his psuedo, very, very fake "American" drawl) * becaaaaaaaaaaaaauzze, you haaaave taa press 4 times for S but just once for X.* Whattayyy reasoning.
I once went through Mario's inbox, took me five minutes to decipher one message of his.
SHE TRIED TO HOOK ATAKA UP WITH WAQAX.
Ok sorry, this is just....extremely amusing.
Just for the record, she didn't say yes. She's my date. (h)
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